Subsequently TIL chocolate is a salad.
You are free to interpret the nature of rice however you wish.
This was the most zen thing I’ve ever read.
Humans are just ravioli.
Pretty sure we’re actually donuts which is an entirely overlooked topology here.
Oh, my bad, we’re sushi; not donuts
Humans don’t really have structural carbs. I think we’re a salad.
While we do have a hole through, it’s filled. We’re salad.
I had no idea humans have structural starch
Ugly bag of mostly water.
That slice of pie is clearly in the wrong category
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I have started, and ended, many bar chats over this. I am a firm believer in the cube rule above all other starch based food classification systems.
So are you telling me that if I bake a pie, it is type 5 or 6, but as soon as I cut it it becomes type 1 or 3? This doesn’t seem right.
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I guess I have to agree because it supports what I’ve said all along: pie is the best food.
Pie transcends cubic barriers. It cannot be constrained to merely one construct.
What’s a salad with croutons?
Nachos!