How long until Microsoft gets accused of stealing classified info?

A whole generation is going to get great at facial contour make up so they can watch porn.

I didn’t mean from the antenna me hartie 🏴‍☠️

My TV already has a free TV button, it’s the on button.

In my last job I installed Outlook on my personal phone to access my work calendar conveniently. Found out from a colleague that if the admin for an Outlook server you’re signed into on any device fucks up badly enough you could end up having that device completely wiped so I promptly uninstalled it.

My dad also uses Outlook on hi Android tablet. I don’t get it.

Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZ2j9yK_NY

The year is 1997. A young boy is about to watch a porn video for the first time on a grainy VHS tape. An older version of himself from the far off year of 2025 appears.

Me: “You know, in the future, you’ll make your own porn videos.”

90s me: “Wow, you mean I’ll get to have lots of hot sex!?!?”

Me: “Ha! No. So Nvidia will release this system called CUDA…”