Well well… here we go again. I’m ready to give up my life.

Look at its specs. Processor and screen and so on.

I looked at it, but it looks really outdated phone. Would be interesting if we live in a 2015, but not today.

Who the heck has counted this?

I have to admit that I have always been very interested in the France and its culture. I don’t know why they dislike Macron, because when I see it from here, he seems to be very decent leader. My only complaint is that french is very difficult language to me.

Please think about billionaires!

Please stop. I can’t get my dick back into my trousers.

I don’t know, but there’s very chilly weather here and my pee pee is shrinking. Maybe we could try again in the summer?

Not war, but special military operation.

Man do you have a camera in Putin’s bedroom or what?

If you don’t know what to choose, just pick Mint and give it a try. It’s not that difficult. Don’t go for those things, which need more knowledge, start with the easiest one and if your knowledge is growing and you are willing to do distro hopping, you can try more complex stuff.

This is the way. Linux gave my computer more freedom and lifespan. Never go back again.

We have to kill the Internet, to save humanity.