

9·
18 hours agoThat rabbit’s dynamite
That rabbit’s dynamite
What could possibly go wrong?
Count Fuckula has zero influence anywhere he goes
Helping Mexico keep Americans looking for relief, out.
It’s astonishingly ludicrous what these assholes get away with.
It’s equivalent to plugging a surge protector into itself— eNdLesS pOweR!!!
The jig is up
He’s an ostrich
Jim Halpert: “201 percent?”
Dwight Schrute: “Sure”
Jim: “202 percent?”
Dwight: “I could see that”
Jim: “203 percent? —and that’s just me spitballing…”
Dwight: “That’s a very real possibility”
Jim: “204 percent?”
Dwight: “Yes…”
<<ad infinitum>>
Three, sir!