Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.

About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

Funnel cake-Salt water taffy-hot dog loving Jersey meat preferring Sharks.

Thou shall sucketh me c**k Gertrude

Weak ass kids just getting weaker. How are they gonna build solid immune systems without the lead, mercury and microplastics

I think the cat is definitely dead

Shouldn’t it cost -$60 trillion?

The whole foot? In a palace? Sounds amazing. I partake of camel soup too on occasion, but just the toe. although a bit slimy and quite tangy, it’s quite the delicacy. I find a palace setting to be ideal but from an unknown couch or floor ain’t too shabby either.

Was it right more than two times per day?

WhatsApp, Instagram and other shit though.

Truly classic. Classless little dick male advisor fuck face takes credit for lady’s (read in Bill Burr doing Archie Bunker’s voice).

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

Looks like I forgot the /s but yeah, there’s some really shitty stuff on the metaverse but I believe it’s got a future once some things are sorted out. Like the Fediverse.

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s

Harambe fan?

The people with access to their private data includes 23 and everyone else.

Black servants bro. The friendly variety. You gonna tell us you didn’t have a few?

That should be enough for the Tesla stocks to rebound. A few more “black servants” references and we should be good.

You sound like the creator of a he Jehovas Witness or 7 day adventurers or any of the other false prophets that wrongly predicted the coming of the dude that turned water into wine and shit. I wish you the best be son 🥹