I always thought this is why Olive Garden, Red Lobster, whatever 80s/90s fad chain restaurant sang their own birthday songs for patrons.

Happy happy birthday…<br> It’s your special day…<br><br> happy happy birthday<br> That’s why we’re here to say HEY!<br><br> Happy happy birthday<br> may alll your dreams come true<br><br> happy happy birthday<br> from Bennigans to you…HEY!

This is one marketing rebranding I can get behind.

About the only time I can enjoy quiet is outside with birds & wind to mask my tinnitus. Inside, it’s just E^{eeeeeeeeeeeeeee}. So I keep background instrumental music playing most of the time.

Yeah I’ve never been able to afford to go to a course that gives you pencils with erasers. That’s some 1% luxury.