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You may not even be able to lick a badger once, if it’s already angry. Which it will be because it’s a fuckin’ badger.

It better fuckin’ not if it knows what’s good for it.

Crypto could help the world by going the fuck away.

MM3 is trash.

If you don’t take that back, I’m turning off the power until you admit who really runs Barter Town.

They Live and From Beyond are the two I immediately think of.

“It’s about states rights!”

“Yeah, their right to do what, again? Hmmm?”

Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime!

Florida gets their own measurement and all I get in California is increased risk of cancer and reproductive harm in everything 😔

It’s still a change.org petition, which as far as I’ve ever seen or heard, merely grants the petition to be responded to by the president if it gets enough signatures (unless I am confusing it with another petition thing?). And the current president could not give less of a fuck.

Go to local shows and buy their… Shit, do they even sell CDs still? 🤔

I would like to be hung. 😏

I’m literally here to waste time. All the better if I can also waste yours.

I know there have been some instances of “bus therapy” for homeless people in my area.

In a “Bone Hurting Juice” way or a “Facebook mother’s group” kinda way?

They’re gonna tell us about the new intergalactic super highway being built through the solar system.

The hacker known as 4chan hacked himself? 😮

I guess their record deal ended.

“As long as there’s a record deal we’ll always be… Friiiiiieeeends yeah!”

The true original, without the text crawl?

Just make the floor sloped into a drain and you don’t even need urinals. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Thank God it’s not all at once.