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I dated a Canadian once and you’d have to wait an hour to use the bathroom after her but maybe that was because she was a vegan.

Anyways what are those shifty Canadians up to up there?

What’s the fascism problem you’re talking about?

All the agents were probably on copious amounts of scotch and cocaine.

Everyone likes me.

Except for my spirit.

Today I learned that deep lake waters and my asshole are similar.

Who doesn’t hate Musk these days?

He’s pissed of everyone except the ones who want to be ruled by a technobro king.

That would be national socialism right?

A real man would only use the power of their cock.

Fisting with IBS, hey?

I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.

When you type South Korea it autocorrects to Puppet State and that’s actually hilarious.

Why do you support genocide?

You can tell when they’re lying because their lips move.

This website is cancer.

Why do you need someone’s permission to translate them?

It’s kind of a prude.

Paul McCartney and Dua Lipa should release a song together.

If money doesn’t exist how do you pay for the ads?

It should have been in the headline.

That’s how I make my memes.

More like Vampire Disco Death Dance.