At least we can identify if it was an HP, Xerox, or Brother printer that printed these tardigrades

Factory Floor is in China.

What I really want to know is, how sparkly was the jacket?

Yay, now the world’s worst profiling service can show the same completely irrelevant add twice!

If you’re a business and using Google to serve targeted ads, think twice. Their targeting is absolutely horse-shit mumbojumbo. They’re wasting your money, their money, and my time by consistently serving the least-relevant, no-fucking-chance-I’d-click-on-that ads.

You’d be better off paying local pigeons for investing advice.

“Sternlink”

Count-down to OP being incarcerated…