Tomtits

Careful with that logic.

I got a comment deleted for highlighting that a protester who glued themselves to an airport runway probably gets flights for their holidays.

Bit harsh, they could just sack them

An anagram of ‘domestic terrorist’ is moist or restricted

Which probably applies to Trumpo

This is true, I heard reports of people being stuck on the Metro which, whilst being pretty shit at least the doors can be opened manually and then walk either to the nearest station or an emergency exit.

Being stuck in a lift however, fuck that noise

It was fun, everyone was out on the streets, kids were playing and laughing.

They’d probably just be playing Fortnite.

The adults were sitting on garden chairs in the street listening to music and chatting.

This would happen regardless of a power cut…