Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.

I didn’t read what you said but I like it, everyone gets a license plate on bluesky.

Good, I’m tired of this American bullshit system

CPU = Chief Party Unicorn

No, you’re being facetious. Go sit in the corner.

Absolutely not, we’re talking about a man who serves fast food to athletes.

It was really strange to see some old comments I made in another language translated in English.

Hey buddy, I’ve had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We’re going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

“Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!”

Why didn’t you want to go to the hotel in KL? Were upu worried you wouldn’t make your flight?

I don’t really know but I think Italy works different. I once met this Italian producer at a film festival. He spoke to me for about 20 minutes in Italian while wildly gesturing. His translator then gave me a deadpan look and said: “He asked you how film financing works in East Asia.” I gave a short answer and then the translator spent 20 minutes explaining and translating my answer.

Yup, I’m sticking to my current setup. When windows 11 gets forced unto me I’ll probably switch to linux and buy a beefy mac for adobe.

I really want to do this but I can’t, is creative cloud running on linux?

I have a feeling it’s going to be lame in some unexpected way. The first one didn’t even have the tournament, in this one there’s probably another twist with a character that was created just for the movie.

Nah too much class, let’s get Pauly Shore.

Oh God, I dread that book. Most of it takes place in a class room and it’s a long diatribe about how you shouldn’t be allowed to vote if you haven’t served. Most of the characters have prosthetic limbs and boast about their sacrifices but the absurdity of the whole situation seems to allude the author. This film is going to be terrible if Neil Blomkamp writes it.

You gotta label the slaves correctly, it’s in very poor taste to not do so.

Whole foods used to be great. Now they can get fucked. Steal all the pizza and tip the scale at checkout.

I believe in you, if you end up having twins please name them after this instance

Then we create a union busting AI and that evolves into a new political party that gets legislation passed that allows AI’s to vote and eventually we become the LLM’s.