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In the US right now, and I can’t help but feel “Oh, no, not you too.” 🥲

Hunh. Going with the Turd Reich defense? Bold move, Cotton…

Good thing, too! These crates of bondide They Live shades’ll finally pay off!

These are both true.

breaking US law

That’s clearly a concern of theirs, historically.

Microsoft confirms it [wo]n’t protect [anyone’s] data from US access

FTFY

Don’t forget “Sando”, but let’s leave “w00t” in its box under the cupboard for now. 😅

…there shall be Famine, Plague, War, and a long salted field, barren of fucks.

FTFY

Wait. Who hasn’t? Hell, I’m guessing 99% percent of people on the planet (with Internet access) have Googled some variation of “Is [X] treason?” - especially in the last decade, FFS.

I mean, sure, he’s a piece of shit doing piece of shit things, but the hook doesn’t bite. Padding pages? Eh. Convoluted clickbait.

If they’re smart, they “don’t own a phone, your Honor”. 😶

I’m sure that would be the kindest of outcomes, yes.

Hey, it’s your adventure, man. Pave it in gold all you like. 🫠

Ah, I see you’re interested in our local laws regarding foreign land ownership. Cue more fine print engineered to fuck you into the mud. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ergo, you’re expecting said scam to not alter the deal further. 🙈

Ohhh, that’s why it’s called a “molly”. 🤌🏼

You’re glancing at the glossy brochure and assuming the fine print won’t fuck you into the mud.

You’re perfect! Sign right here!

That’s not just irresponsible, that’s disgustingly flippant.

Your suggestion was self-inflicted blinding? 😶

You’ve got a little something, um, dribbling from your mouth.

You do realize that’s only for you though, right? 😅😶

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