Ricky Rigatoni

the new design looks like it came from ten years ago

Elon: I’m going to rule America to make people buy my shit.

Trump: I’m removing EV tax credits.

Elon: Why is nobody buying my overpriced deathtraps?

Good joke.

A little bit of piss never hurt nobody.

“The best in the world” but with a footnote describing how low that bar actually is.

Like when one police precinct sets up a drug bust on an undercover cop from another precinct pretending to be a drug dealer.

Amen to that.

I have no faith in what companies say until they are legally bound to it.

I don’t care if americans still lose, as long as I see the corporations lose somewhere else.

Moving previously free features of a product you’ve already paid for should be considered theft legally. Hopefully enough people in the EU complain about it for them to do something about it.

A proper war lasts at least six days.

Not grass, gonna touch thing ass

Do they have an accent or any of the european mannerisms that americans associate with homosexuality?

Would

But will it smell as good as filling up a tank of gas?

Why even give the option then lmao

Dude we had people whining about FF7 spoilers when the remake was announced, people just be eeber jeebers.

B-b-but he didn’t wear a SUIT! The horror.