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Wish 1: Money. Granted, at the expense of their son being killed for the insurance money.

Wish 2: Son comes back from the dead. Granted, and he’s a zombie.

Wish 3: For their son to go away. Granted, and I guess the paw had mercy and didn’t do anything ironic.

My wish(es): For the oligarchs to be arrested. Random people being arrested doesn’t even come close to granting this wish. For a new democratic government to be installed. If a new government was installed that was democratic in name only, it would not fulfill the wording of the wish. There are other monkey’s paw ways of making a new democratic government suck, though. Undergo a process of cultural change like denazification. This one I’ll grant you, the “like” opens up a ton of possibilities for a money’s paw to abuse.

That’s stretching the interpretation of the wish more than your average monkey’s paw. Might as well just be ignoring the wording completely at that point.

But not to:

Arrest the Oligarchs, install a new Democratic government, undergo a process of cultural change like Denazification

So the monkey’s paw didn’t even grant the wish ironically, it just didn’t at all.

USA next, please.

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Félix Faure was president of France in 1896, but he didn’t visit Germany that year.

If everything you can get addicted to were made illegal, there’d be nothing legal left.

Now there’s a Black Mirror episode with true horror!

Counterpoint: the dumb people could have them as well.

A metric half shit-ton.