Fixed, but I think you’re on to something.

As if it wasn’t nasty enough before the vultures ate and partially digested it.

Terminator would be a better and earlier example.

Can’t wait until I don’t have to upgrade software anymore!

Things that you want to understand but sure as fuck ain’t gonna Google.

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I was just joking and thinking much more apopalytic than that.

Completely destroying space and satellite communication might actually be for the best… maybe.

Haha, thanks, and yes I’m pretty sure it was autocorrect.

I’d heard of that as Hanlon’s razor:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Edit: Hanlon, not Hanson

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