Damn that’s sad. Can you make a rhyme?

Also a work of fiction

I honestly don’t understand ads and people who “fall” for them. There were a few local ads here of locally famous footballer next to a Hyundai and a slogan like: blabla gives Hyundai two thumbs up. Why would he care? What does he know about cars? He’s not even pretending to drive a Hyundai irl.

Like america but more competent

We dropped a big boom worth 120000 hamburgers and the explosion was many football fields big. Salute to the brave troops.

Oh no a made in china phone. What a horrible thought.

And by american made it means designed by a guy in america usin A.I, droppshipping it from china.

It’s crazy how taxing that job must be.

He already sold beans in the oval office, golden shoes and shitcoins. I think he’s way past discovering it.

When i was a child, we would always go to the south of france on vacation. That was also the place where i got all my mall ninja shit from. I wasn’t used to stores or markets where you could just buy a machete and a butterfly knife as a 10 year old. Also fireworks. I completely understand the ban, and i still absolutely love some good knifes, it’s just expensive knifes now.

It’s crazy how much money that cunt makes for the shittiest movies imaginable. Somehow people like that guy too.

I’m really torn here. Like people complain when superman flies through an ihop or there are billboards. But they make it more grounded. My problem is that they frame it like a commercial. Or world war z where brad pit is drinking every pepsi(?) or Heineken(?) like it was a commercial. In one of these godaweful tranformers movies, they just show products in a way that is so disgusting not even an actual commercial would do it.

Some time ago i found a old VHS of karate kid that i recorded. That was on free open tv and the commercials were super short. And i think two for the whole movie. I downloaded some trash tv like 60 day fiancee, and it was accidentally an episode where they left the commercials in. That was the most insane shit i have ever seen. They streched a 45min show into a 1 1/2 hour show. With the same pharma commercials over and over all the goddamn time and then the recap after every commercial. This shit has to rot your brain in some capacity.

Thanks a lot man.

Was sollen sie sonst sagen? Wir machen jetzt müll, aber dafür bleibt dre preis gleich

They saw a big spike in sales and then it dropped down again and shareholders were like: where infinite growth?

I actually looked at these the other day and was wondering: what would a capable driver be, or what would i look for, and what is the difference between the 250 and 80 ohm version? Is it just louder?

My favourite argument for these things is always: but it has to be water tight. It has to be aesthetic and thin. Okay cool, then make phones for people who use them as a fashion statement or throw them into the water and make one that you can just crack open. I know it’s something completely different but my first phone was an alcatel where you could take out the battery and throw in 4 AA’s in case you ran out of juice.

I never even played fortnite, but i watched some videos on it, and it’s pretty weird. I can just assume it’s for children who don’t care because they don’t know and actually have a chance playing and winning. Marvel rivals put you in pity matches after you lost a game or two and it’s ridiculous. It’s just a waste of time. But even if the bots are so obvious, there are still teammates that go: let’s go guys, we got this. They have a combined 3 kills and we have like 30 each. There is no reason playing this.

No but he also constantly shits on clerks, but he knows exactly it’s the best movue he ever made. “People like that movie? That’s craaaazy” he’s not trying to make bombs either, he wants to make money, not good movies. He kept saying how proud he was while editing the new jay and silent bob and how incredible and funny the movie was before it came out. It’s honestly one of the worst movies i have seen, and i generally like bad funny movies. He wants nothing more than get into the disney money, that’s why he can’t say a bad thing about the new star wars movies, he praises them. Ready player one? One of the best movies ever according to him, because he can’t upset steven Spielberg, because he might get a paycheck. He has no integrity and will never make a watchable movie again.