you’ve got a point. they’re trying to redefine what “friends” are. and they’re succeeding.

the neat thing about oligarchs is the betting odds that they’ll keep their heads

Dot: This poop? 94 days.

give it a few months, and you won’t be allowed to sue tesla any more. i’m fucking serious.

ICE! ICE! LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE’S CLEARLY ANTI-AMERICAN AND UN-PATRIOTIC!

the clock is ticking before comments like this actually become serious.

the thing about some people is that once you figure out what “their” truth is, you realize why they say they “can’t lie” and it doesn’t make sense. i’m not saying i’ve got HIS number yet, but i’m sure it’s pretty easy to anyone with physical access to him. just like a pc.

i picture the iconic flame tire trails, but at the last second they swerve into the oncoming lane

true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it

i feel like saying “mark my words”, but i think tesla would probably end up on the top of the list of “most scammy products, given it’s price”.

He passed DeLorean quicker than John could look up from his line.

we shall meet again under trump’s new “marshall law”

yup. it’s natural to see your foe’s foe as an ally. always be wary.

i was asking in good faith, and i can’t thank you enough for providing such a thorough and effective answer.

it almost sounds like bluesky is just a baby twitter in the making, and it’ll probably end up the same way. i’m really digging the actual fediverse thing, mainly because it seems to be one of the only places that money and vc bs hasn’t been able to touch.

holy crap, i did not see those doritos until you said that!

just off the top of my head:

• columbine
• oklahoma
• deepwater
• waco

i learned it a while ago, but i just can’t stop saying it today.

someone cited a snopes article, and i don’t think that’s what i’m talking about.

april 20 (or thereabouts) has been a pretty infamous date in american terror.

everyone else is talking about it like the government is going to do something. i’m saying the other. or at least it’ll look that way.

i’m just some asshole on the internet. i’m just taking all the time i’ve lived and all the things i’ve seen, and i’m projecting them forward to the weekend. and your lucky numbers are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42

thanks - you’ve got it. i forgot about mastadon. ironic, really, since it’s the resource that everyone will be scrambling for in a few days. mark my words: something horrible is going to happen this weekend, and it will change your life forever.

someone else said something that made me think i’m conflating Bluesky with Mastadon. and apparently “conflating” is my word of the day.

interesting! so i’m probably conflating my expectations for bluesky with lemmy, when all the while i should actually be on mastadon. i was starting to wonder if bluesky was just a new us dem party project :\

i think i’m conflating lemmy with bluesky. can’t anyone just host an instance? is it open-source? sorry, i should probably just look into this myself.