Dave, I don’t known what to tell you but you can’t come in alright?

Well that didn’t take long! His dementia kicked in pretty quick.

It’s at least $100 bucks to take the family. More if the kids want popcorn.

Its part of the P - drive jet propulsion system.

C’mon Gina! Give us germanium!

In space, no one can hear you pee:

Don’t buy anything from Google. It’s an evil company now.

Computers used to be cool:

Now they’re evil spy level things in everyone’s home.

Totally

Battery voltage increases in series.

Jacky Chan is gonna get busy!

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

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