I can see Microsoft just being the Azure company at this rate. Then they’ll have to charge what it costs to run and a lot of companies will wish they had stayed cloud agnostic.

So can I upload a dick pic?

Pretty sure I had a bigger hard drive than that for my Amiga. You could have broken a toe if you’d dropped it.

Media acting all surprised when “anti-Woke” means Hitler. That’s exactly what it means.

You can choose not to drive bleeding edge technology, but sadly you have no choice in whether to share the road with it.

Your holiday is from the heatwave.

I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…

My new laptop came with Windows 11, but that’s gone now. Steamdeck must be helping with these figures too. Good work everyone.

Intentional BSOD-coloured branding?

“Said one user on X.”

The world service was always free because it’s a propaganda platform that promotes Britain and British values abroad. I guess they are content just to push Reform propaganda to a domestic audience from now on.

Are they going to add a box to enter your age like on Steam that you immediately roll back to 1st January 1901?

“You’re absolutely right! Dropping the bombs on the enemy instead of our own forces would be by far the most effective way to achieve victory. I will change my plans to reflect this strategy…”

So they want to make research data sensitive to national security publicly available?

What real world problem does this solve?

I figure the whole point of this stuff is to trick people into replacing their own thoughts with these models, and effectively replace consensus reality with nonsense. Meanwhile, the oligarchy will utilise mass data collection via Palantir and ML to power the police state.

Have they published its drug test results yet?

I tried using the Daily Motion Chromecast app the other day, until it served up an hour-long lecture as an advert with no “skip” button.

Please switch to premium to continue to enjoy ad-free sensory input.

There were foxes living in the lower levels of the Shard before it fully opened up. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still there on unlet floors.