It honestly creeps me out that so many people don’t curate what they watch and just consume whatever ‘their feed’ puts in front of them.

They also embraced QR codes a decade or more before the West did.

Game over man, game over!

They want both of these things.

Not for very much longer…

: takes off face and puts it in faraday cage:

We are not the same, I usually choose to watch people with an excess amount of bottom.

This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?

'What’s up, everybody? This is your boy Apple Lad, and I came through with one of those Tariff I Phones, just so I can unbox it for you!

Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

Before it was rebuilt in the 90s, the MLB stadium in my part of town just had an open trough along a wall with water constantly trickling down it. No dividers.

I can’t remember if the toilet stalls still had doors or not, just that it was the foulest rest room I’d ever used until I started working at music festivals.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

Hell, the written word destroyed untold generations of oral history.