Quickest way to get Trump in a black suit is to start calling him “poor” and note that he doesn’t have a big enough entourage or money to also have a black suit. Reverse psychology works well on him and comparing him to others.
I always travel with black clothes because…fuck the State.
We are not the same.
Their business is being on show. Not having a black outfit in case of a relative dying or some period of national mourning would be a case of you-had-one-job.
Well, it’s not like they need to carry their own luggage
Or that they’re limited on luggage space.
Took me too long to reize that a “black outfit” isnt a bunch of people with black skin.
I wasn’t sure how some Africans would be necessary in the subsequent PR campaign following a death
Michelle Obama says she does as well. I suppose a lot of people in the public eye do.
The royal family also travels with a spare sex slave in case the current one dies.
Common misconception, they don’t actually take their sex slaves with them, they acquire new ones at their destination.
That just makes good financial sense and keeps things spicy.
Prince Andrew keeps two at his summer cottage chained up just incase they try to run away again.
Idk man, then they age. Wouldn’t he keep them on a rotational basis, considering, you know, the linear nature of time, at least to our consciousness?
I believe the answer there is - two living at any given time.
Redundancy is so important that they keep a spare spare sex slave and assorted collection of anal beads.
Trump clearly doesn’t, he came to Pope’s funeral in blue suite…
To be fair, he probably only has one suit that fits his fat ass. Not to mention the others are covered in bronzer stains.
So did the Prince
We’re not allowed to call him that anymore. He went by “the Artist” until his death. Man, fuck Warner Bros.
What where we talking about?
Nah, he went back to calling himself Prince in 2000.
I believe he started using Prince again since the start of new millenium
Love hearing facts about the rich!
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How frequently are they on holiday?
I think it rounds up to about 100% of the time
I’ll start doing that too.
A blue one is also totally suitable for a funeral, just ask Donnie Orangeutan, he knows all about style and dignity. /s
